You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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