Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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