so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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