Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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