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is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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