maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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