is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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