We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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