Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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