is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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