He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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