Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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go home
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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