I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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