stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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