What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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