Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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