Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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