you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We have started to decorate penises.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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