I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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