i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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