They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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