I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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