is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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