did you get engaged???
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I love having hate sex.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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