peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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