New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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