You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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