i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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