Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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