I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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