quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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