I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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