8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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