Come see our sink grown plant.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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