I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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