i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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