ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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