just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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