Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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