I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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