that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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