white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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