i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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