By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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