Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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