She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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