one might say we're banned from that church
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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