We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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