Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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