He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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